Incident Report: CVE-2024-YIKES

A series of unfortunate events.

https://nesbitt.io/2026/02/03/incident-report-cve-2024-yikes.html

Incident Report: CVE-2024-YIKES

A series of unfortunate events.

Andrew Nesbitt
@andrewnez I am looking forward to the more terrifying version with footnotes that match each step to a different historical incident
@andrewnez โ€œgoat framing in Portugalโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ The idea has certainly crossed my mind.
@andrewnez even though none of this happened, I think every part of it is now so plausible in the current ecosystem that the only reasonable thing to do as a software developer is just to give up and start one's own goat farm (or reboot the ecosystem, but raising goats will probably prove more enjoyable)