jn (big endian energy)Feb 4
Woah, someone enabled linux kernel rust support for PowerPC 32-bit big-endian
Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)π’€­π’ˆΉπ’ π’Š©
@jn oooo! really! well I actually have a PowerPC box that has those attributes
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Show threadjn (big endian energy)Feb 4
@freya i have a stack of... 30. i gotta test this later
Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)π’€­π’ˆΉπ’ π’Š©Feb 4
@jn 30(!) what do you have?!
Show threadjn (big endian energy)Feb 4
@freya some old LANCOM network gear (i gave away a few of them at 38c3)
Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)π’€­π’ˆΉπ’ π’Š©Feb 4
@jn ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh want want want? uh..... willing to (A) send me more info and (B) ship one to NZ? I want more powerpc...
Show threaddmi πŸ’½ Feb 4
@jn @freya hey have you considered clustering them. or at least icecc or something. that sounds like a lot of fun
Show threadfamfo writing bad protocolsFeb 4
@domi @jn @freya hey @merlin does kuberneeds run on 32 bit PowerPC?
Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)π’€­π’ˆΉπ’ π’Š©Feb 4
@famfo @domi @jn k8s I fucking hope not!
Show threaddmi πŸ’½ Feb 4

@famfo @jn @freya @merlin noooo famfoo noooooooo

we can shell script this. ssh+bash. i’m telling you it’s gonna be fun

Show threaddmi πŸ’½ Feb 4
@famfo @freya @jn @merlin forking servfail-sync to use it as a controller for 30 lancom access points
Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)π’€­π’ˆΉπ’ π’Š©Feb 4
@domi @jn @domi @famfo cursed....
Show threaddmi πŸ’½ Feb 4
@freya @jn @famfo that’s my second name
Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)π’€­π’ˆΉπ’ π’Š©Feb 4
@domi @jn @famfo nooooooo nonononono bad
Show threaddmi πŸ’½ Feb 4
@freya @jn @famfo shush
Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)π’€­π’ˆΉπ’ π’Š©Feb 4
@domi @jn @famfo make me
Show threaddmi πŸ’½ Feb 4
@jn @famfo done
Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)π’€­π’ˆΉπ’ π’Š©Feb 4
@domi @jn @famfo awawawawawawawawawawa nooo
Show threadEloy.Feb 4

@freya @domi @jn @famfo

make: *** No rule to make target 'me'. Stop.

Show threadMerlin (Unifi hater no. 1)Feb 4
@domi @jn @freya @famfo are you offering to reimplement kubernetes in bash? Im all in for it
Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)π’€­π’ˆΉπ’ π’Š©Feb 4
@merlin @domi @jn @famfo fuck that, do it in C89, using only the libc that existed on Solaris 2.6
Show threaddmi πŸ’½ Feb 4

@merlin @jn @freya @famfo i’d do a secret third, worse thing  

the only entity that can coerce me into using kubernetes is @jana and i’m equally excited and terrified of this possibility

Show threadJanaFeb 4
@domi @jn @freya @famfo @merlin Hehehe 
Show threadMerlin (Unifi hater no. 1)Feb 4
@jana @domi @jn @freya @famfo wait until you see my triple nested k8s setup that does not do any NAT :(
Show threadJanaFeb 4
@merlin @jn @freya @famfo Gonna replace the container runtime with something that manages the scheduling of bash scripts on different machines instead. Surely that will sell @domi on Kubernetes 
Show threadRachelFeb 4
@merlin @[email protected] @jn @freya @famfo

https://github.com/p8952/bocker here is the container side now just gotta parse some yaml and send ssh commands to servers ez ez

Etcd is replaced by a csv file, obviously
GitHub - p8952/bocker: Docker implemented in around 100 lines of bash

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Show threadjn (big endian energy)Feb 4
@famfo @domi @freya @merlin it would probably eat all the ram before it executes any application code
Show threaddmi πŸ’½ Feb 4
@jn @famfo @merlin swap over nfs.. you know you want to
Show threadjn (big endian energy)Feb 4
@domi @famfo @merlin swap over ip is so easy to deadlock...
Show threaddmi πŸ’½ Feb 4
@jn @famfo @merlin watchdog that resets all the nodes that deadlocked for too long /j
Show threaddmi πŸ’½ Feb 4
@jn @famfo @merlin i’m all for that eventual consistency. 30 nodes is a lot of redundancy too /j
Show threadjn (big endian energy)Feb 4
@domi @famfo @merlin now *this* is enterprise