My new physical keyboard has a key for virtual keyboard.
Wild.
I finally connected it (I'm typing on it now) and it turns out that key does nothing on my phone

I don't have pictures (my phone->desktop sync broke and I haven't fixed it) but I opened it up and the USB port only has only power wires routed out to it, as expected.

but there's test pads on the board labeled USBDN & USBDP! So I could get a data connection out of this thing. That's neat. I'll have to try that

I would be very happy for this keyboard to magically become wired
@foone < tapes IEC power cord to your keyboard, but only a 0.7m one >