lets be honest, we're doing you a favor making your pc unbootable.
@microsoft Saving us from the horrors of NTFS one broken update at a time
@microsoft I moved my 83-year-old mom to Arch Linux thanks to this.
@roblaing @microsoft Why arch and no something like Linux Mint, if I might ask?
@DeckPacker I think it's the joke, btw
^^
@DeckPacker Because I've used Arch for years. All she needs is a browser. Her old laptop now works way faster.
@DeckPacker
This is totally logical, Windows' Arch Enemy should be Arch Linux.
@roblaing @microsoft

@DeckPacker
@roblaing @microsoft
Because Arch is the best.

I use Arch btw.

@microsoft You are weak, I never expected the fact I do not have Windows on my PC would stop you from rendering it unbootable.
What about all your microcode-level backdoor?
@microsoft think this was supposed to be a private email to Bill
@microsoft
you did me a big favor by forcing me to switch to linux
@microsoft Hmph! Meanwhile on Linux, users have the freedom (as in freedom) to delete their entire GNU GRUB install on their own ​
@microsoft oh right, i asked 200 years ago
@microsoft nothing made me more productive than leaving my desktop overnight to come back to it freshly rebooted due to unavoidable updates, especially the ones that put icons on my desktop for applications I know I deleted
@microsoft how shall we play Microsoft™©® Solitaire then !!!??
@microsoft Indeed. For my work laptop. Thanks for the regular 1/2-1h additional update breaks. And, of course, for making my reports shorter and more concise, after losing half a days work because of whatever...