Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:

I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.

I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.

I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.

I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.

I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.

I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.

I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

@joby

"Would you like to subscribe to our email news letter before even reading the article you came here to read?"

I would not.

@EndlessMason omg I somehow forgot about newsletters
@joby
It's easy to forget about them when you've got 25 cosmetic filter lists installed across 4 different content filtering extensions
@joby
screaming "witness me" after trying the chrome