The Picard ManeuverFeb 3
Gravity is all in your head
Show threadSTUNT_GRANNY
The secret is that you have to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Feb 3 at 3:59pmWeb
Show threadWhyIHateTheInternetFeb 3
I remember reading that for the first time at 13 and thinking it was the smartest fucking thing I had ever read. It makes perfect sense too. Sadly my aim is impeccable.
Show threadQuetzalcutlassFeb 3
It’s basically how orbiting works in a roundabout way. You just needed to go faster!
Show threadfoofiepieFeb 3

in a roundabout way
Very good.

Show threadtetris11Feb 5
According to catholics, that’s how sex works too. Too bad they’re all sharpshooters…
Show threadmnemonicmonkeysFeb 3
If only Andrew Tate had the balls to recreate it irl
Show threaddownvote_hunterFeb 3
Tell that to a whale or bowl of petunias that suddenly materialized in the atmosphere of a planet with gravity
Show threadDetachablePianistFeb 3
Not again
Show threadFjordDanFeb 3
I almost upvoted you, then I realized you had 42 upvotes.
Show threadClockworkOtterFeb 3
Now they’re over, it might be time to downvote
Show threadFordBeeblebroxFeb 4
I tried hiring myself out as a distraction for people just before they hit the ground but the air horn and firecrackers aren’t working, maybe I just don’t have the legs for it
Show threadundeffeinedFeb 4
Just Aim for the bushes
The Other Guys Jump, Aim for the Bushes

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