Apparently I am mentioned (just once) in the Epstein Files.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01755942.pdf

(Spoiler: it's a deeply nerdy infosec discussion which name-checks one of my short stories. It doesn't even mention Epstein or Maxwell, let alone the Tangerine Shitgibbon or anything remotely incriminating.)