Love this

“Man the queer out of me” is eerily similar to what my dorm-mate said when his homophobic roommate told him to “man up and cut the f***ot shit.”

I nearly died laughing when my dorm-mate responded, “oh yeah? You gonna use your manly powers to fuck the f***ot out of me?”

Try and try he did. Butnl no matter how hard he tried, and hard he did try, the roommate could not fuck the f***ot out of him. So sad. Try again tomorow…please.
They’re doing it wrong, the roommate is supposed to be on the receiving end so the other one can exercise their “manly powers”.