Stiffy

Anybody Think That The Coconut Crab Is The Cutest Fucking Crab Ever

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Feb 2 at 4:37pmWeb
Show threadgrayFeb 2
Vert cute! but be careful!
Show threadKairosFeb 2
This image could use some sharpness
Show threadrb411Feb 2
The coconut crab is objectively one of the most terrifying creators on God’s green earth
Show threadCIA_chatbotFeb 2
And what do they create? Mayhem
Show threadStiffyFeb 2
YAY
Show threadscytaleFeb 2
They are delicious though, because of their coconut diet.
Show threadStiffyFeb 2
Actually, they are omnivores, and therefore eat all things that they can. Even smaller crabs! It’s the king cobra in the crab world.
Show threadscytaleFeb 2
Right, but the coconut in their diet helps make them tastier.
Show threaddwemthyFeb 2
Even aviators!
Show threadstarikFeb 2
No, too close to spiders
Show threadtomiantFeb 2

Jumping spider wan be your fren!

Show threadSalamanderwizardFeb 2

I can handle jumping spiders. I even capture wolf spiders that come into my house and let them back outside. (I heard wolf spiders eat the more meaner spiders.)

All others can fudge right off.

Show threadAndonyxFeb 2
Not a “true” crab. www.youtube.com/watch?
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Show threadtomiantFeb 2
No True Crab!
Show threadMelodiousFunkFeb 2
If not crab, why crab-shaped?
Show threadNoodle07Feb 4
Because that’s nature’s best design
Show threadtomiantFeb 2
Show threadStiffyFeb 2
OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ITS SO CUTE OHMYSCIENCEOHMYSCIENCEOHMYSCIENCE
Show threadtomiantFeb 2
This motherfucker need Jee-suss.
Show threadpolotypeFeb 2
I like me some cheerleader crab
Show threadOriginEnergySuxFeb 3
Show threadStiffyFeb 3
XD
Show threadRubanskiFeb 3
Now, was Amelia Earhart eaten by coconut crabs?
Show threadJargonWagonFeb 3
We need answers
Show threadbaconsundayFeb 3
Finally someone who’s focused on the task at hand
Show threadStiffyFeb 3
idk