I heard some pretty stupid shit working retail.

“Where can I find the crunchy ice cream?”

“Uh… Like, the Nestle Crunch bar ice creams?”

“No, it was just plain vanilla ice cream. But crunchy.”

“Do you guys have any sour cream that isn’t refrigerated?”

“If this is only 2% milk, what is the other 98%?”

Looking at a collection of LOTR books shortly after the first Peter Jackson film released

“Wow! How do they already have 3 books of just 1 movie?”

Lemme at the guy about the milk, lemme at him, I wanna explain some shit to that guy, hey guy how much fuckin time you got pal, I wanna tell you about how cows work

I wanna know how cows work

The 2% refers to the amount of fat in the milk. Whole milk is usually something like 3-4%. So 2% milk actually is the “other 98%.” Milkfat is actually not bad for you either, vitamin d is fat-soluble and taking the extra milkfat out can make it harder for you body to absorb it.

Fat is also flavor, and when it comes to something like yogurt you have to put something else in so it won’t taste like shit. That something is usually sugar. For the same flavor yogurt its usually at least double the amount in the fat free variety. And it still tastes like shit if you ask me.

No, I know how milk works, I wanna know how cows work

Oh, cows are quite simple. They eat silage and turn it into milk, beef, methane, and more cows. Male cows don’t produce milk. Steers turn all the silage they eat into beef. Bulls turn 1% of what they eat into cum and the rest is used to produce pure, unadulterated rage.