PC Gamer, the place to get your up to the minute Linux scheduler news https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/this-scientifically-dubious-linux-cpu-scheduler-makes-decisions-based-on-real-time-planetary-positions-zodiac-signs-and-astrological-principles/ also https://github.com/zampierilucas/scx_horoscope looks absolutely *delightful*. Exactly the sort of playful software I want to see.
This incredibly weird 'astrological CPU scheduler' uses the signs of the zodiac and 'accurate geocentric planetary positions' to decide processor tasking

Why? For funsies, of course.

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