maybe instead of having an "agile manifesto", you could have made "a union"
listen. if you want to be able to actually demand things of the people paying you. there's one thing that works.
anyways, if a job description says they do agile, there's a 90 percent chance that just means they have a stand-up in the morning and have funny names for their to-do lists
it is pretty funny how the point of a stand up meeting is to keep it quick, but they forgot bosses like to stand and talk
true agile has never been tried