Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
maybe instead of having an "agile manifesto", you could have made "a union"
listen. if you want to be able to actually demand things of the people paying you. there's one thing that works.
anyways, if a job description says they do agile, there's a 90 percent chance that just means they have a stand-up in the morning and have funny names for their to-do lists
👻™ supreme goblin 🐊@BestGirlGrace And their standups are way too long
@coriander at every job I've ever had, it's been comical how much longer the stand up is when the boss is there
like real quick in and out or "you gotta stand up for half an hour while the boss talks"