We used to go to arcades even when we had no money just to watch other people play over their shoulders.

It was like Twitch, but sweaty and with more mullets.

I can smell this comment.
Watching the gods play Marvel vs Capcom 2 was peak mall rat experience

Hah. I'm old enough to watch the norms play Street Fighter II The World Warrior.

All my joints ache. Even the ones you didn't know were joints.