Ben RamseyFeb 2

In 1 ¼ hours it’s #Monsterdon! This week, we’re watching Planet Earth (1974).

Join us! Start the film at 8pm CST (2am UTC), follow the #Monsterdon hashtag, and contribute your own zany commentary. Cheers!

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#MonsterdonAlert Sunday, Feb 1, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC) IT'S #MONSTERDON we will be watching: Planet Earth (1974) "A man awakens from suspended animation and finds himself in the 23rd century where women rule the world and men are slaves called Dinks. He is captured and sold as a slave, but escapes and joins a male rebel movement" its streaming free on tubi please watch and live post it with us! I can't find a trailer so here's a clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg5ylpg74Sw

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WRONG PLANET EARTH!

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That was a clever joke, @ryan. Hehehe

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It looks like they re-used some Star Trek sets.

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Star Trek meets Mad Max.

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I think we just heard the Wilhelm scream.

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Hooray! It’s Majel Barrett!

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This white dude’s not Vulcan. How can he do a mind meld?

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The guy who plays Isiah is Ted Cassidy, who also played Lurch on The Addams Family.

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Dylan is only in this so he can be a sub.

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“Was there anything unusual about him? Was he large or small?”

“No, he’s just a dink.”

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How much time has passed? How are Isiah and Baylok already in this much shock?

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She’s got a point about men being vain seed carriers who lied and drove the whole world to destruction.

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So, Marg’s gruel makes the men sterile.

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“Come on out here, dink!”

“Which one?”

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This fight is choreographed worse than Kirk fights.

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Harper-Smythe can easily list all the visible features by which someone could identify Conner, but Dylan couldn’t name a single feature.

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“Yes, Computer, we understand. Team 21 out.”

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Dylan Hunt is Roddenberry’s Mary Sue.

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Trading men seems so easy.

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I think Roddenberry’s notions of female psychology might be way off.

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“Of course you can touch me! Just why do you think you’re here?”

OMG!

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“Our chemical configurations must balance.”

OMG, Gene!

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She draws the line at being called “pussycat.” It sobers her right up.

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Is “people’s lib” Gene's version of “all lives matter?”

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Kirk only wishes he could be as chauvanistic as Dylan Hunt.

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Gene loves the two-fisted punch.

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That was horrible.

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What happens when Gene Roddenberry writes his own Star Trek fanfic? Planet Earth (1974), that’s what.

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Feb 2 at 3:14amWeb
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I guess they were on planet Earth? And that’s another #Monsterdon!

As always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for #MonsterdonBingo, @JoeWynne for #MonsterdonDrink, @ryan for #MonsterdonStream, and to all of you for making it awesome!