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[sex crime island]
Jeffrey Epstein: the thinng abut a trans womanis that its= a byootiful lad y/ wit booboohoogoobass ( . ) ( . )
Name redacted Extremely Respected Evolutionary Biologist: of course, of course
Epstein: butt al so Epstein: it has a hoohadoodypoo <=====3
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Epstein: butt the bbest thi ng abut a trns woman// iss
Epstein: yoo can doo a sex crime to it...^/
Name redacted Billionaire Elitist: i like that part too
Epstein: andd a trns man//
Epstein: blehgross no one wantss to se th t shit
Epstein: it hass a no booboohoogoobass and no hooadoodypoo >:(
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Epstein: excuisie me im gettin a mssuge ?.,<
[owl flies in the window, drops scroll]
Scroll: salutations, wizards and muggles alike! you are cordially invited to a magical evening of whimsy at the world premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Stage Show
Epstein: wowzers!1
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JK Rowling: oh jeffrey i'm so glad that you could come ssseee my new harry potter musssical
Jeffrey Epstein: iz hermwimmnone in this one
Rowling:
Rowling: "hermwimmnone?"
Epstein: yeh yah yoo no
Epstein: hermiminvoijo=
Rowling:
Rowling: are you trying to ssay herminone
Epstein: yeah heeemitomninoo
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Rowling: you know, i had a terrible falling out with that ungrateful emma watssson girl
Rowling: we don't ssspeak anymore
Epstein: yeah i dont like her eyther sinz she turned 14
Rowling:
Rowling: ah ha ha jeffrey you are the living end
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Epstein: h ey i hav a harry potter qustion ????
Rowling: yessss?
Epstein: do luna love good love it gud :) :) ??? >9
Rowling:
Rowling: what do you mean
Epstein: yoo now wat imeen
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Epstein: i wn knomw
Epstein: luna lovvguood=do she shve her hooboodgoo ( V )
Rowling: haha oh jeffrey you are the living end
Rowling: you know, i think we have a lot in common
Epstein: =-+
Rowling: for one thing, we both love thinking about children'sss genitalsss
Epstein: tat true, ew do!
Show threadCiarán O'BrienFeb 1
@bitterkarella This has been a *grim* week all told, so thanks for finding a way to get a laugh out of it.
Show threadLiquidParasyteFeb 1

#Yeah #that's #um #yeah #sums-up-the-latest-on-Epstein #now-in #midnight-society #midnight-society-threads #bitterkarella #idk-I'm-just #still-trying-to-process-this