Dgar

Me: Owls are boring. They just sleep all day and eat mice at night.

Them: Says who?

Me: Oh yeah, they do that too.

Feb 1 at 12:10pmWeb
Show threadJimmyFeb 1
@dgar Twit....
Show threadNormanDunbarFeb 1
@dgar Did you know that owls never mate when it's raining? It's too wet to woo.
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@dgar The owls are not what they seem.
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@dgar

Q: What's the difference between a bad hunter and a constipated owl?

A: The bad hunter shoots and shoots, but can't hit.