Held just the phone around the corner because I could hear Jonesy on a Forbidden Shelf™ in the kitchen. He was instantly aware of my “stealthy” surveillance (my stealth capabilities are no match for his hearing). He always jumps and climbs when he wants attention BECAUSE HE’S BEING SYSTEMATICALLY STARVED TO DEATH (it’s been 20 minutes since elevenses and, yes, they had first & second breakfast). #CatsOfMastodon #RipleyAndJonesy #JustJonesy #Caturday #Hobbitses