whores d'oeuvreJan 30

remembering the time a guy on a dating app sent me an unsolicited dick pic but it was a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot of a dick pic

there were 2 different gallery uis and a couple of layers down the volume changed so the bar for that was there too

points for it being memorable i guess

Show threadmei unleashedJan 30
@mi holy shit, all the dating apps that aren't fedi really are a hell hole, huh
Show threadLyx (moved)Jan 30
@meithecatte @mi I’m just going to shamelessly self promote this here:
https://github.com/Lypsilonx/FediMatch
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Show threadmeiJan 30
@lypsilonx @mi wait, is this an actual case of Private Set Intersection being successfully used for that cliche cryptographic thought experiment of "well we could do a multi-party zero-knowledge protocol to determine if Alice and Bob are into each other... if not for the fact that the mere act of suggesting that you perform the protocol kinda leaks information"?
Show threadLyx (moved)Jan 30
@mei @mi uhhmmm… maybe?😅
Show threadmeiJan 30
@lypsilonx @mi ahh... after a brief look at the code... it seems I was being too hopeful

please spend some time on https://www.cryptopals.com/ or https://cryptohack.org/ before deploying cryptography for others to use.

like, this leaks information if you even look at the ciphertexts with your eyeballs.
The Cryptopals Crypto Challenges

Show threadLyx (moved)
@mei @mi well… I welcome you to change it however you see fit… this was mainly just a shitpost at some point🤷
Jan 30 at 12:39pmWeb