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Man With Pizza Cutter Is Said to Have Tried to Break Mangione Out of Jail

Federal prosecutors said the man was arrested after he impersonated an #FBI agent on Wednesday in a visit to the federal jail complex in Brooklyn that houses #LuigiMangione.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/nyregion/luigi-mangione-break-out-blade.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

Pizza Cutter and a Fork: A Bizarre Bid to Break Mangione Out of Jail

Federal prosecutors said a man was arrested after he impersonated an F.B.I. agent during a visit to the federal jail in Brooklyn where Luigi Mangione is being held.

The New York Times
Jan 29 at 9:10pmWeb
Show threadFaraiweJan 29
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Show threadFaraiweJan 29
@Nonilex (natch, this begs the question: what do THEY use to cut a pizza?)
Show threadAlex P Roe Jan 29
@Nonilex A pizza cutter?! Well, that was one serious attempt! 🤪
Show threadFernheadJan 29
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I said, peanut butter. Bring him some peanut butter.
Show threadVeeJan 29
@Nonilex Damned.
Show threadShirley EugestJan 29
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Impersonated FBI?
Show threadAI6YR BenJan 29

@EugestShirley @Nonilex

Mario? Mario tried to break Luigi out of jail?!?!

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Show threadChuck DarwinJan 29
@ai6yr @EugestShirley @Nonilex
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Show threadLed By Gilded FoolsJan 29

@Nonilex Good intentions but not the sharpest pizza cutter in the drawer

#Luigi #FreeLuigi #UHC #LuigiMangione #YouShouldBeAfraid