Real headline∶

Man With Pizza Cutter Is Said to Have Tried to Break Mangione Out of Jail

Federal prosecutors said the man was arrested after he impersonated an #FBI agent on Wednesday in a visit to the federal jail complex in Brooklyn that houses #LuigiMangione.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/nyregion/luigi-mangione-break-out-blade.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

Pizza Cutter and a Fork: A Bizarre Bid to Break Mangione Out of Jail

Federal prosecutors said a man was arrested after he impersonated an F.B.I. agent during a visit to the federal jail in Brooklyn where Luigi Mangione is being held.

The New York Times
@Nonilex (natch, this begs the question: what do THEY use to cut a pizza?)
@Nonilex A pizza cutter?! Well, that was one serious attempt! 🤪
@Nonilex
I said, peanut butter. Bring him some peanut butter.
@Nonilex
Impersonated FBI?

@EugestShirley @Nonilex

Mario? Mario tried to break Luigi out of jail?!?!

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@Nonilex Good intentions but not the sharpest pizza cutter in the drawer

#Luigi #FreeLuigi #UHC #LuigiMangione #YouShouldBeAfraid