Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st February 2026

https://awful.systems/post/7058945

enjoy this glorious piece of LW lingo

Aumann’s agreement is pragmatically wrong. For bounded levels of compute you can’t necessarily converge on the meta level of evidence convergence procedures.

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no I don’t know what it means, and I don’t want it to be explained to me. Just let me bask in its inscrutibility.

Disagreement Comes From the Dark World — LessWrong

Comment by romeostevensit - Aumann's agreement is pragmatically wrong. For bounded levels of compute you can't necessarily converge on the meta level of evidence convergence procedures.

The sad thing is I have some idea of what it’s trying to say. One of the many weird habits of the Rationalists is that they fixate on a few obscure mathematical theorems and then come up with their own ideas of what these theorems really mean. Their interpretations may be only loosely inspired by the actual statements of the theorems, but it does feel real good when your ideas feel as solid as math.

One of these theorems is Aumann’s agreement theorem. I don’t know what the actual theorem says, but the LW interpretation is that any two “rational” people must eventually agree on every issue after enough discussion. So if you disagree with any LW principles, you just haven’t read enough 20k word blog posts. Unfortunately, most people with “bounded levels of compute” ain’t got the time, so they can’t necessarily converge on the meta level of, never mind, screw this, I’m not explaining this shit.

The Wikipedia article is cursed
Aumann's agreement theorem - Wikipedia

Honestly even the original paper is a bit silly, are all game theory mathematics papers this needlessly farfetched?