no hello

Por favor no digas sólo hola en el chat

i second that. but in phone calls from colleages i hate the “hey, got a moment?” too. i wouldn’t have answered otherwise, or i might have told you i would call you back in a few minutes within my first line?
“Is now a good time?” before a sales pitch

That’s fine. I don’t see what’s wrong with that.

“Hey, I’d like to talk a bit about Project X. Is now a good time?”

“Is now a good time?”

“I was just watching an ad and thinking how much I wished the ad and I could have a conversation. Because I just don’t spend enough time with advertisements. If only they were interactively read off of a script that responded awkwardly to any of my responses. My brain isn’t quite completely rotted yet, and I almost had a little bit of free time. Also, I was thinking how my cell phone’s battery was far too high, and hoping I could whittle it down somehow. So, yes, now is the perfect time for you to be an interactive ad!”

“Not anymore.” Click.

I used to work in a office where everyone has a phone on their desk, and the only person who used it was management. Everyone else used the internal slack.

Then one year during a feedback session, someone asked how much the phones cost per month, and a bunch of management defended their use of it. While all the employees called it wasteful spending. Then they tried to call our personal number, and that led to talks of unionizing.

And that’s how we got rid of phones. No union though unfortunately.

I tell people to ask first before calling, because it’s just polite. otherwise they may not get a response

the only people who can call without notice are my boss and the owner, and even then, if you want me in a good mood and to be prepared for whatever project you’re gonna ask about that I haven’t thought about in months, it’ll go better if you just ask if I have time to talk about xyz

I often answer even when I don’t have a moment since I don’t know how urgent it is or if I get something more urgent. So “you got a minute?”

“Not really”

relatable. our departmfnt just doen’t have that much urgencies ;)