Google pays $68M to settle claims its voice assistant spied on users
Google pays $68M to settle claims its voice assistant spied on users
Didn’t see it in the article, but who gets this money? Do they send the 4 billion people using Android $0.017 for illegally spying on them?
The idea that sending the money to the people would cost more than the payout show how ludicrously small the payout is
Maybe I can get Google’s lawyers to help settle a lawsuit my neighbors brought against me for installing spycams in all their bathrooms for a similar portion of my exorbitant wealth. Every neighbor will get an IOU for $0.000069.
Soooorry. We’re sooooo sorry. Pwease forgive us… actually we don’t care if you forgive us. This settlement prohibits any further indemnification. No wrongdoing, and you’re libeling us if you say otherwise. See ya’ll in court next week.
So a % of a % of a % of their profits
That will most surely teach these criminals.
CAN. WE. PLEASE. START. JAILING. CRIMINALS. THAT. BREAK. THE. LAW.