You know, that Paul McCartney lookalike has lived as Paul McCartney over twice as long as the original ever did, at this point. Made better music, too.

Like, at some point we need to accept that if some British Invasion-era pop star died in a car accident and got replaced by a much more interesting musician who had a huge hand in the Beatles' best work... well, which one are we gonna call the *real* Paul McCartney, huh?

Paul was *born* in 1966, and I stand by that.