The vet says I’m going to have to retire shortly as my arthritis is making it difficult to get into as much trouble as I’d like.

The church has drawn up a purr-son specification to start the search for my successor. All applications should send their CV to the church office (link in bio).

@SPECR_cat oh, poor Pushkin! I hope you’ll find some loving staff for your golden years, and that you can still hunt without too much pain. I’m glad I got to know you!
@SPECR_cat Oh no Pushkin. I hope you have a top retirement abode arranged.

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Oh! That is going to be some change!

But there will only ever be one Pushkin...