meltThey formally offered me The Promotion at work and when I said no and walked out they called me with increasingly higher numbers. I shouldn't have worked so hard. I should have no-called-no-showed more often. I don't wanna be in charge.
Accepted the job finally because I think I've learned everything there is to learn at the level I was at and got bored, and now I'm the only one without a college degree on this team now. Fairly certain I'm also the only one who has smoked meth out of a light bulb. No other face tattoos either. One giant step for tweakers everywhere.
Week one complete. I generated so much surplus value for the company through my labor. I want to quit and be a peon again. I long for no responsibility besides "don't show up to work drunk."