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sarah zedig! 🍉🐐[pitching new doctor who villain] they're called the pisslords. they're like the timelords, but for piss. basically what they do is, they can control the flow of piss, so if you're pissing and one of em comes around they can make the piss go back up into you. so anyway the big picture is, they're taking all the piss that ever got pissed and putting it into a big great ball of piss they got floating in space, and then they're gonna drop it on london. i'm calling this one "the piss of the doctor"
The War Between the Land and the Pee
Samantha Keeper@sarahzedig she stole this followup joke from me btw, just so everyone knows
@samkeeper you can't prove that in a court of law
@sarahzedig [slams fist on table] the goat can't keep getting away with it...
Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
@sarahzedig can we make the piss gay
⌈Tautology⌋@sarahzedig okay but is it a frozen ball of piss or a frozen rod of piss or what. what shape are we dealing with here? the threat assessment and logistics change depending
[GRS]36¢ Platypus PostageStamp@sarahzedig does the shark of piss also appear 
U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her?@KC @sarahzedig I'm swimming around in the big ball of piss
@KC @sarahzedig there's an episode where the Doctor lands in some place where people started getting attacked by sharks all of a sudden. But they're not regular sharks, they're piss sharks, and they're just attacking people for their piss. So the Doctor has to figure out what's going on and finds a way to get piss for the sharks so they don't have to attack the people. But it turns out these piss sharks were actually engineered by the pisslords to harvest piss and this ends up just helping them.
taShepard@sarahzedig so if the Timelords have two hearts should we assume the Pisslords have tw*mic is forcibly removed by Hall H security*
Ellie (please install drivers)@sarahzedig and the piss collection is done with one of those ass nostalgiabait scenes they always make them do in christmas specials
just a dozen tardisses circling the growing piss ball with doctors' actors' faces looking determined shown in between
just a dozen tardisses circling the growing piss ball with doctors' actors' faces looking determined shown in between
the illustrious IRIS JAY@sarahzedig you could never put this on TV in america. a triumph for the whimsy and spirit of british media
"Musty Bits" McGee