Friendly reminder that these aren't European (anymore)

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Haagen Dazs never had anything to do with Europe, it was started in the Bronx by a dude that wanted the name to sound posh so he went for a vaguely Danish sounding name.

vaguely Danish sounding name

And creating something that doesn’t have the slightest resemblance to Danish, even using a letter “ä” which isn’t in the Danish alphabet.

To be fair, Danes themselves seem only able to resemble their own language, can’t really blame an outsider for no resemblance at all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

Danish language

From a norwegian TV show called Uti Vår Hage

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It’s pretty German. Nothing to do with Danish.
Very little resemblance to German either. Words with “äa” aren’t a thing, neither are words that end in “zs”.
Not the spelling yes, but both “Hagen” and “Das” is German.

Coincidentally yes, Hagen is a place name and das means “the”. In that combination it’s absolute gibberish though and Häagen Dazs’ founder probably had no idea about those meanings. He was trying to make it sound Danish. In his own words:

“The only country which saved the Jews during World War II was Denmark, so I put together a totally fictitious Danish name and had it registered,” Mattus told me. “Häagen-Dazs doesn’t mean anything. [But] it would attract attention, especially with the umlaut.” Source

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Yea and completely failed at it 😅

Seems like the last time this can be used.

Now she does deserve the Nazi chocolate!
Imagine believing that “european chocolate” is somehow better than “american chocolate” when they’re both disgusting colonizer chocolate.

Fun fact, which has unfortunately become completely meaningless since the US company Mondelēz (formerly Kraft Foods) has bought the brand: Since around 2000, the Toblerone logo has featured a mountain, the Matterhorn, a well recognized symbol of Switzerland. Hidden in the silhouette of the mountain is a bear, the heraldic animal of the Swiss city of Bern, where the brand was established in 1908.

“Toblerone” is a play on words combining the name “Tobler,” the surname of one of the company’s founders, and “Torrone,” the Italian name for honey and almond nougat. The brand name also includes “Berne,” which is the historical English spelling for the city of Bern.

Haven’t bought a Toblerone since they did this to it.

I’ll stick to Valor and Elgorriaga.

Now that I think about it, I haven’t eaten a toblerone in years and milka might be decades.