Micro SF/F by O. WestinJan 24

"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.

"To what end?" the reporter asked.

"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."

"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"

"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."

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Show threadleberschnitzelJan 24
@MicroSFF Colin Robinson says hi
Show threadMicro SF/F by O. WestinJan 24
@leberschnitzel Who he?
Show threadleberschnitzel
@MicroSFF a character from the show "What we do in the shadows".
He's an energy vampire and basically does what you say in your short story. But mostly he drains people by annoying then with boring talk and trolling them online.
Jan 24 at 8:21pmWeb
Show threadMicro SF/F by O. WestinJan 24
@leberschnitzel Ah, right, thanks for explaining. It's a show I've only seen bits of as gif sets on Tumblr.
Show threadPreston Maness ☭Jan 25
@MicroSFF @leberschnitzel https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z_brpPpjZ5I
Colin Drains the Internet - Scene | What We Do in the Shadows | FX

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