It’s unfortunate so many terms of endearment are gendered. Habibi, ése, khouia, fra

The aussies really had it right when they decided to call everyone cunt

Yeah but don’t they have mate/sheila?

They also put sprinkles on bread and call it a pastry. Nobody’s perfect.

okay but I’m poor enough that actually sounds pretty good and achievable

I think it’s called Fairy Toast?