Citizen BenzocaineJan 23

high school girls swimming competition anime but the characters are all named after great lakes freighters, including headmistress *SS Edmund Fitzgerald* (she's built like fucking she-hulk btw and loves to sing)

they compete not only for speed but also towing, like pulling barges of iron ore behind them. imagine a tractor pull on water

fitzgerald-sama is a former champion, obviously

Show thread[UNC] Alpha PandaJan 23
@SapphicGiraffic rememebr the "sports" anime where girls had to knock each other off platforms over pools using only boobs and butts
Show threadCitizen BenzocaineJan 23
@georgespolitzer you mean "hip whip girl KEIJO!!!!!!!!"? an anime i have definitely seen every episode of and thoroughly enjoyed?
Show thread[UNC] Alpha Panda
@SapphicGiraffic that's the one
Jan 23 at 12:26amWeb
Show threadCitizen BenzocaineJan 23
@georgespolitzer i don't remember her name but the best character was the girl who just likes giving other competitors ass massages and then at the end she reveals that she's basically ass kakashi cuz she can copy the special ass technique of anyone who's butt she's massaged and there's this brief visual where like a wall of ass appears behind her and she reaches back to grope whichever one corresponds to the technique she wants to recall #NotASexThing