Sine_Fine_BelliThe United States of Canada and Jesusland
Yeah, I don’t want any of their territory if the people come with them. They’d have to leave then apply to become Canadian to ensure they live to our standards and not swarm us with their lingering tendencies.
I will happily down a Moosehead whilst watching curling on one channel and hockey on another.
I won’t root for Aston Martin in F1, though.
Isn’t MN considered honorary Canadian already? We even got that little nub at the top poking in anyhow…
idk man, flinging timbits at trans people and getting absolutely shitfaced so they dont have to remember that they’re rooting for the Jets this season aren’t exactly high standards to meet.
… unless you just meant the standards in, like, Ontario.
Alberta sets the bar pretty low from what I’ve heard.
DeadeyegaiAnd just the top part of Illinois. South Illinois can suck it in Jesusland
Was thinking the same thing.
Yeah, but this is every state though. Blue cities and red rural areas.
Ep1cFac3pa1mCalling it “Jesusland” is misleading. People might think anything Jesus supposedly taught actually happens in that shithole.
I think anyone who knows anything about Jesus would know exactly what a country named “Jesusland” would be like!
SeductiveTortoiseWhat about “honk Jesus honk Jesus Jesus”?
JusticeForPorygonNooo I dont wanna be locked in jesusland
Me too. Locked in jesusland for a good reason sadly.
dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️You’re gonna snag all of Pennsylvania? You, uh, really sure you want to do that?
MelodiousFunkIf Pennsyltucky could read they’d be very upset.
archonetI mean, we have nice fun hilly backroads to drive in, here in western PA. And the Amish, quirky as they are, are still generally pleasant.
I admit that’s a short list of redeeming qualities for the Western half of Pennsylvania but how the fuck are we supposed to compete with the Poconos? Wilkes-Barre is too fucking pretty. Western PA can be pretty gorgeous but not that picturesque.
The Velour Fog O Canada please take (some of) us Michiganders in. We love you and we love hockey almost as much as y’all do 🙏
Don’t worry, we’re part of The United States of Canada on this map. 😁
CubitOomThe bullshit happening in the USA is ours to correct.
There will be no magic way out of our situation.
I’m glad to be seeing this take more and more vs the desire to jump ship.
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kersplooshColorado and Austin, TX: sorry guys, you’re on your own. Good luck.
You don’t want Austin. That’s where all the tech billionaires are retreating to
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Y'all did Colorado dirty with that map
MinnesotaGoddamYeah, they got good weed. Motion to annex Colorado
seconded
isn’t new mexico cool too? should we annex them as well?
yeah CO and New Mexico definitely should form a coalition to seceed. Tuscon and Phoenix can join us!
I’m hesitant about phoenix. that city is a testament to man’s arrogance. but there’s a really good gyro place there that i like
Fair but that Focus on the Family dick died...so...
epicthundercatPetition to save the non Jesus-Land Colorado peeps.
Seriously. Why Colorado but not Michigan?
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AceFuzzLordAbsorb us. Do it, cowards!
TrickDacyI might consider moving to a colder state if that happens.
IMO they could even rename it to trumpistan if that helps grease the wheels.
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