i am now storing my spare RAM in a safe, like it's gold or something

@ariadne

64 GB of G.SKILL "Trident Z5" DDR5-6400 RAM weighs 63 grams. At current market prices (+/-) that's about $9600 if it was made of gold, or $190 if it was made of silver.

So store your RAM as though it was more valuable than your finest silver. You can take it out to show or to polish but don't just leave it lying around.

https://www.techpowerup.com/review/g-skill-trident-z5-rgb-ddr5-6400-cl32-2x-32gb/3.html

https://www.calculateme.com/precious-metals/gold/weight/63-grams

https://www.calculateme.com/precious-metals/silver/weight/63-grams

#DimensionalAnalysis

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@ariadne what about old SDRAM?