ickplantJan 21

Poor Brad

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Start it at night when his bedroom light goes off for him to sleep. Let it go for approximately 30 seconds after his light turns on so he gets up to check then cut it off. Repeat until you’re tired enough that’s it’s no longer worth the joy.
Jan 21 at 3:37amWeb
Show threadwander1236Jan 21
I feel like this might violate the Geneva convention
Show threadGorkJan 21
It isn’t written down or agreed to by UN member states, so it’s a-ok to do here
Show threadspankinspinachJan 21
Canadian rule of the Geneva convention: It’s not a war crime the first time!
Show threadDivineDevJan 21
If it’s not a war but just a special pettiness operation, the Geneva conventions don’t hold.
Show threadEvent_HorizonJan 21
I’d use the sound of a cricket or some kind of insect. Make him paranoid and spend all his time hunting for imaginary bug
Show threadApathy TreeJan 21
3 seconds of mosquitoes buzz, like it just swooped near. That’d do it for me.
Show threadbampopJan 21
If you’re monitoring his movements, I’d go with a dripping tap sound. Just silence it every time he gets out of bed
Show threadBreakerSwitchJan 21
I must say, playlist on shuffle of 1-30 minutes of silence and one single chirp seems equally devious while also not requiring you to stay up. Loop the playlist over the course of an hour, let the shuffle adjust how long between chirps each one is