UPDATE: I am no longer looking because the awesome @LucasWerkmeister came to the rescue.

Heya,

I'm looking for a desktop computer that is somewhat usable. I need only the computer, nothing else.

Thinking full size tower, but smaller is fine too. I don't have many requirements.

I do have a curved monitor that's 4k, so it'd be good if the computer can handle that without weird workarounds.