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Crows study physics and make fine engineers

#birb #crow #mathematics #engineering

Jan 18 at 4:23pmWeb
Show threadFaraiweJan 18

@dianea Hell, no.

You let them in, and in 10-15yrs they will have nukes. Fuckers are too smart ::squints::

Show threadLetheJan 18
@faraiwe @dianea I for one welcome our new crow overlords.
Show threadFaraiweJan 18
@lethe @dianea I mean, how much worse could it be...
Show threadLetheJan 18
@faraiwe @dianea
Show threadkwayk42Jan 18

Some @cR0w 's just want to watch the world burn

@lethe @faraiwe @dianea

Show threadAloΓ―s πŸ«–Feb 8
@lethe @faraiwe @dianea indeed who needs a road when you can fly?
Show threaddigitalCalibrator (she/her)Jan 19
@lethe @faraiwe @dianea they certainly can't do any worse than gestures towards the entirely of the US government
Show threadT. J. BombadilJan 18
@dianea Coincidentally, many engineers would make fine crows as well.
Show threadLady BruhπŸ––πŸΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆJan 18
@c_dan4th @dianea Hard agree!
Show threadT. J. BombadilJan 19
@farah @dianea Support your local murder!
Show threadLeft For Dud, Dud for LeftJan 18
@dianea "Actually, I want to go into Computer Science and Quantum Mathematics."
Show threadGoodlucksilJan 18
@dianea They say crows are the smartest birds around...
Show threadJo - pièce de résistanceJan 18
@dianea
Maybe the crow is there to teach.
Show threadYlfingr, Devourer of SunsJan 18
@dianea @emilvolk :3
Show threadCreideikiJan 18
@dianea @faoluin The way it was described to me many years ago was:
Birds are not particularly intelligent. Once you take out the feathers and the huge eyes, there is not much volume left for a brain.
But corvids and parrots are quite intelligent.
Therefore, they are not birds.
Instead, the only logical possibility is that they are the survivors of a crashed alien spaceship.
The engineers became corvids, having dark plumage perfect for working with oily machinery, and mechanical problem solving skills. The bridge officers became parrots, with brightly coloured uniforms and ability to communicate in alien (to them, i.e. human) languages.
Show threadElisabeth MJan 18
@dianea If you are hungry for education, they are hungry for education. Let them in.
Show threadKarenJan 18
@dianea That makes them more organised than some of the other students!
Show threadMx VerdaJan 19
@missnfranchised @dianea *blinks in ADHD*
Show threadKarenJan 19
@MxVerda @dianea I used to keep a stack of pens in the classroom
Show threadMx VerdaJan 19

@missnfranchised @dianea sweet, and thank you on behalf of a disorganised post-kid.

Also glitter kitten: is it a kitten of glitter, bespecled by, or for such?

Show threadKarenJan 19
@MxVerda @dianea That is a good question, I shall ask the person running it.
Show threadKarenJan 19
@MxVerda @dianea Apparently, it’s because glitterkitten was the only domain our administrator had spare at the time they made it.
Show threadMx VerdaJan 19
@missnfranchised @dianea
Show threadKarenJan 19
@MxVerda @dianea Yes, I know.
Show threadMx VerdaJan 19
@missnfranchised @dianea Very well. We shall have to assume high femme anthro or possibly furry.
Show threadKarenJan 19
@MxVerda @dianea That’s fair.
Show threadBroken RealityJan 19
@dianea hehe so cute, hehe
Show threadπŸ’‘πš‚π—†π–Ίπ—‹π—π—†π–Ίπ—‡ π™°π—‰π—‰π—ŒπŸ“±Jan 19
@dianea @mapache
I heard calculus is murder - there's me and a couple of friends would like to come in...
Show threadMx VerdaJan 19
@dianea well? How'd they do
Show threadMx. Chara Aznable (they/them) of PnictogenJan 19
@dianea ...now you make me want to figure out how to teach Euclid to birbs
Show threadHoward CohenJan 20
@dianea Corvids are amazing birds. I love how smart they are!