what the actual fuck. this is misskey running on a google pixel running stock grapheneos
chat please do not boost this too hard, the poor pixel is already getting warm lmfao
@49016 plap plap plap get boosted get boosted get boosted
don't tempt me with your reverse psychology
@49016 it's cooked

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@49016 oh no need to worry, it's actually a feature 

(but yeah google definitely is not cooking when it comes to chips made by them)

@awoo
as far as the heat output goes, they definitely *are* cooking
@49016
@49016 too bad! you are now become Note 7
@49016
I'm here to activate hand warmer mode
@49016 we should remove the back cover of this pixel!!! boosted
@49016 this is kind of skill issue actually
get a pc fan/cpu cooler, connect it to some 12v power supply and lay it on the phone
@49016 give me more posts that i can boost
@49016 slams repeat button like i’m playing rhythm doctor
@49016 That's not a bug, it's a feature... apparently.
@49016 wait is federation fucked hello
@49016 rip your phone (I just boosted
wait how are the servers speaking to your server running on the device? Is there a proxy/load-balancer or are we just using ipv6?
@49016 it is so funny that this just works
@49016 fuck yeh, there is hope
@49016 why GrapheneOS tho
@ity only mobile OS compatible with its threat model. it does high profile security research, some of the stuff it has on its phone really needs to be secure secure

@49016 this one would never trust GOS for that

Tho this one's security research is low profile, and this one hates Nazis more than its like of things like hardened malloc.

@ity both graphene being untrustworthy and being nazis are some pretty serious claims, any receipts for that?

@49016 did that one ever interact with any of their community chats, or their official fedi

They are not even covert about it, but if the screenshot of them being transpbobic or the threads of them harassing and attempting to doxx this one are really necessary this one will go dig them up when it has time

This one would never trust a project that does not understand the concept of "threat modeling" to design something secure.

@ity @49016 GrapheneOS has been attacked countless times by actual nazis like Rossmann and his gang and subreddits for various fake "secure Android fork" products operated by nazis. If you have legitimate complaints about something they've done, ok, but please distinguish that from the ongoing bad-faith smear campaigns by folks who are certainly much worse.
@49016 A lovely sequel to the fedicar.