A. RiveraJan 12

> United States driving test to include ‘three-point turn while being shot in the face’ manoeuvre https://newsthump.com/2026/01/11/united-states-driving-test-to-include-three-point-turn-while-being-shot-in-the-face-manoeuvre/

FTA: "It is widely hoped that the new measures will avoid further instances of people driving while under the influence of bullets."

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Show threadDopes The FrogmanJan 12
@bloodravenlib will this be done under live fire, or will blanks be used? Just in case people need to retake the test
Show threadA. Rivera
@macacator That is what I would call a #MagnificentQuestion.
Jan 12 at 3:27pmWeb