surdfishAKA Blue Raja š“
Back off! Mayor needs his emotional-support Kissesā¢
Product placement ftw...if you're not paying for the Kissesā¢ you are the Kissesā¢ š
"He's *just* an animal" yeah right...you know who else is an animal? Victor "Animal" Palotti aka Moe Szyslak aka Blue Raja. Get bent, Ferris.
Je m'excuse, monsieur. Is this roast French? Is this poupon grey??
Speaking of product placement--this flik reeks of Big Fish
Wake up and smell the fish, sewer kaiju.
"So THAT'S how it is in their family."
The herpetologist gaze
Obligate helicoptervore
Uh...my ovaries are up here, Ferris.
Tranzilla?
We're gonna need a bigger pronoun
"Laying eggs on it's own what??
Hey beautiful, wanna come over for a cuppa tea?
Later, we can check each other for Godzilla eggs...if you're into it ;)
Now Leon & Ferris going to check each other for Gojira eggs? I can't keep up.
...and stop calling me urine
I chew chew choose you š«
Leon the Presleyfessional
Every time Godzilla mugs for the camera a quiche Lorraine just plops out of my beard, piping hot.
Gojira...lantern jawed fertility goddess
"Prepare to fire at Will
I torpedoed my own sub twice last night
I know how you feel, G. I could the hell out of a sub right about now...
Obligate subivore
Ridley Scott, take the wheel!!! š„ š£
More like Goddesszilla amirite
You're gonna need a bigger frying pan
Obligate omelettevore
Smells like fish, tastes like Simpsons
Precocious little dickenses, ain't they?
Where is Crocodile Dundee when New York really needs him?
"That's not a kaiju...this is a kaiju ;)
They shoulda Deep Blue Sea'd Ferris's ass by now.
In French it's a marchƩ-parlƩ
I know I speak for the whole human race when I say we are okay not being dominant species any longer. Over to you, Godzillas.
#Monsterdon Square Garden
Mom's gonna be pissed
Y'all got anymore o' them pergnancy tests
Gojira can outwalk an attack helicopter but can't catch a yellow cab...
...definitely not a New Yorker
"We're in Godzilla's cloaca
"If we can sell Godzilla the Brooklyn Bridge, maybe she'll fuck off."
The original Gojira films worked because they torque certain cultural/historical anxieties in post-war Japan. This one works similarly on the USAmerican imagination by wrecking a food court and showing cartoon characters in humanface.
So fun. Thanks, everybody! This one goes out to you,
Gojira ~ Where Dragons Dwell
#togoty š¤š¬ā¤ļøāš„
https://listenable-records.bandcamp.com/track/where-dragons-dwell
WHERE DRAGONS DWELL, by GOJIRA
from the album FROM MARS TO SIRIUS
sport of sacred spherical cowsThat tracks.