pieguy

Massive Fucking Onion, $400

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/48852632

Jan 12 at 1:56amWeb
Show threadqrstuvJan 12
Is this still available?
Show threadpieguyJan 12
Yes, it is still available.
Show threadover_cloxJan 12
No no, they were asking if the banana is still for sale…
Show threadpieguyJan 12
The banana is not for sale.
Show threadTrackinDaKrakenJan 12
Oh, you tease!
Show threadMadMadBunnyJan 12

What if I want the banana?

I will get that banana.

Show threadpieguyJan 12
Serious buyers only.
Show threadtoofpicJan 12
Are you able to present a certificate that the onion is indeed a fucking-grade onion?
Show threadpieguyJan 12
Just look at it, how could you deny it?
Show threadowenfromcanadaJan 12
What’s the girth measurement?
Show threadpieguyJan 12
Fucking Massive.
Show threaddwemthyJan 12

I’ll take that banana, here you go

Show threadpieguyJan 12
The banana is not for sale.
Show threadlumpenproletariatJan 12
The banana for a scale. It’s a trade.
Show threadpieguyJan 12
Serious buyers only.
Show threadWhostosayJan 13

You know what’s really odd about this whole thing?

This gentlemen offered to sell me his (noticeably above average) onion for as low as $70.

Where are you getting your prices OP?

Show threadpieguyJan 13
This onion is 70% skin, mine is 10% skin. Price reflects condition.
Show threadWhostosayJan 13
Show us the numbers dude, send us proof of life or no ransom.
Show threadpieguyJan 13
The numbers are here: lemmy.sdf.org/comment/25276569
Massive Fucking Onion, $400 - SDF Chatter

Banana for scale.

Show threadWhostosayJan 21

This exchange was one of the more fun times I’ve had on the internet in awhile, thanks for that

What is this community anyway lmao

Show threadpieguyJan 22

This is Buy Sell Trade: A place to buy, sell, or trade.

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Generally this is a community where qrstuv takes a picture of some garbage they find while out & about, and then posts it with the intent of “selling” it. Others have joined in on the fun!

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Show threadpartial_accumenJan 12
Nice try. This is just an average sized onion, and a tiny banana. This raises the question: How much for the tiny banana?
Show threadpieguyJan 12
If you don’t trust me you can carry on.
Show threadpartial_accumenJan 12

I see your ad indicates local pickup only, but could you make a mild exception and ship it to me? I’m probably not far so it should be cheap for you to ship. Please ship to:

Me
PSC 769 BOX 700
APO AP 96599-9998

Note, this is McMurdo Station, Antarctica. Please ship quickly I expect the banana to still be fresh when it arrives on the next resupply plane in May. I will pay cash on delivery.

Show threadpieguyJan 13
I’m not local to Antarctica and I don’t want to violate rule 3.
Show threadpartial_accumenJan 13
Antarctica is not a nation, therefore its not international, therefore no rule #3 violation. Please ship quickly, its for a friend. I’ll also be paying with a credit card that doesn’t match my name nor anyone that I know. This won’t be a problem right?
Show threadpieguyJan 13
@[email protected] thoughts?
@qrstuv - SDF Chatter

Lemmy

Show threadTrackinDaKrakenJan 12
The outer skin is cracked. Best I can do is tree-fiddy.
Show threadpieguyJan 12
The skin has redundant layers, no onion flesh has been impacted.
Show threadlumpenproletariatJan 12
So it’s like an ogre?
Show threadpieguyJan 13
Yes.
Show threadSnowmenMeltJan 12
Where is onionweigher when you need him?
Show threadpieguyJan 12
I don’t know who that is.
Show threadZierJan 12
That is not an onion, it's a petaculis aranda egg. Beware when it hatches.
Show threadpieguyJan 12
Do those sell for more than onions?
Show threadZierJan 13
They are very rare, so yes.
Show threadsqwJan 12
let me know if you are willing to part it out. i just need a slice for a fucking massive burger
Show threadpieguyJan 12
All or nothing.
Show threadWhostosayJan 12
You’re really going to make this guy make a nothing burger aren’t you?
Show threadpieguyJan 13
I didn’t make him make a nothing burger, he made himself make a nothing burger. That was his choice.
Show threadWhostosayJan 13
I’m not going to charge you a consulting fee, but from the looks of your customer service, you’ve got about 13 minutes to sell this medium sized onion.
Show threadpieguyJan 13
I’m only selling an onion, not an onion support contract.
Show threadRhoeriJan 12
Small fucking banana.
Show threadpieguyJan 13
No it’s normal.
Show thread‮zcmJan 12
Is this still available?
Show threadpieguyJan 13
Yes, it is still available.
Show thread‮zcmJan 13
I don’t want it.
Show threadpieguyJan 13
Then don’t buy it.
Show threadpmjvJan 12
Country of origin?
Show threadpieguyJan 13
Farm country.