Colorblind Cowboy

I think from now on, when I donate or sell a book, I’m going to write a heart-rending and fictional inscription on the fly leaf.

Something like:

“Dearest Beatrice, let this book be a symbol of our enduring friendship, and should you ever part from it, then my heart may well be pulped (and yours damned).
Love, Lionel”

#bookstodon

Jan 11 at 11:31pmWeb
Show threadMurray GM - PaperpostsJan 12
@colorblindcowboy ooo i like this idea way too much, the possibilities… 😈
Show threadColorblind CowboyJan 12
@Paperposts I know. So much potential.
Show threadDianora (Diane Bruce)Jan 12
@colorblindcowboy HAH! I love those!
Show threadAlex 🇵🇸Jan 12
@colorblindcowboy This is the best thing ever. You win today's internet 😃
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Show threadColorblind CowboyJan 12
@alexpalacefan Woohoo! Thank you.
Show threadLongspeakJan 12

@colorblindcowboy That's mean.

How about something like, "My dearest fellow bibliophile, I hope you enjoy the murder of Angus McFlynn by his brother as much as I did."

Show threadColorblind CowboyJan 12
@Longspeak I mean, that’s one way to do it. But not as much fun.
Show threadLongspeakJan 12
@colorblindcowboy I mean, you don't write it on the actual murder story.
Show threadKem HerkesJan 12
@colorblindcowboy this is an epic idea!
Show threadKlaire LockheartJan 12
@colorblindcowboy, this is a fantastic idea! I might have to steal it.
Show threadColorblind CowboyJan 12
@klairelockheart Pleaee do. The world needs more of this.