I'm adopting my mother's spec and referring to all my pet's defecations as Trumps from here on out.

Beau just trumped his litterbox, y'all

#catsofMastodon

@flargh
Foolish people must be called "son of a Trump" (or "daughter") from now on.
@flargh He looks incredibly satisfied with his work
@Porkwich we should all take such pride in our accomplishments