Anon has his special day

https://lemmy.world/post/41471888

That sounds like a poorly disguised fetish.
It’s also pretty unrealistic, just biologically/medically. Most people need to have their poop day once per month, if not once per week.
Once per week? I have to go twice a day 🥀
Every single day?! Have you tried more red meat, dairy, processed grains, cheese, saturated fats etc?
Have you tried not being lactose intolerant?

Couldn’t you just drink a bunch of milk and get it all out? You have to run out of poop eventually, right?

…right!?

Funny enough that is how you cure lactose intolerance.