Just remembering that time right after I started living with my girlfriend in Austria, and she came home at the exact second I rinsed my pizza
And she just drops everything she's holding and goes
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
ARE YOU WASHING PIZZA?
IS THIS SOME OTHER STUPID AMERICAN THING I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?
WE DON'T DO THAT HERE, WHY ARE YOU WASHING PIZZA???