Just remembering that time right after I started living with my girlfriend in Austria, and she came home at the exact second I rinsed my pizza

And she just drops everything she's holding and goes

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

ARE YOU WASHING PIZZA?

IS THIS SOME OTHER STUPID AMERICAN THING I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

WE DON'T DO THAT HERE, WHY ARE YOU WASHING PIZZA???

@lety I gotta agree with your girlfriend on this. First of all pizza is not "leftover " if it isn't still in my fridge after lunch the next day. Prior to then I'm merely enjoying my pizza in a leisurely manner. If I ever have any leftover pizza a bit of olive oil and cheese revive it well for the microwave. Rarely happens.
@RichWhitaker I'm still saving up to get an olive oil faucet installed
@lety @RichWhitaker I will fund it if it leads to oil bath videos!