Scientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/61356392

Scientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it? - Divisions by zero

Furrys not allowed /joke

I wouldn’t want to be one of those reptiles that shoots blood from its eyes.

Other than that… I’m interested.

What? That sounds awesome. Imagine how easily you could get out of awkward social situations with that ability.
I’d rather be one of those lizards that flares its rills. Like a living warning flag.