Scientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?

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Scientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it? - Divisions by zero

Furrys not allowed /joke

When you say “turns you into a reptile”, do you mean like a lizard-person, or an iguana?
Or like Peter Theil?
I already said lizard-person.
I somehow imagine normal lizard-persons as less horrible than Peter Theil. Less sweaty for starters.