Scientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/61356392

Scientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it? - Divisions by zero

Furrys not allowed /joke

When you say “turns you into a reptile”, do you mean like a lizard-person, or an iguana?
Either way, I’m in. Wouldn’t even need the life-extending part.

“With a certain audience, this life extending solution tested very well.”

“Great. How soon can we perfect the life extending bit and start selling it?”

“About that…”