DaftyduxJan 10

Scientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/61356392

Scientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it? - Divisions by zero

Furrys not allowed /joke

Show threadChihuahuaOfDoomJan 10
Nope, I’ve been fighting my own mind for over 4 decades and possibly have another 4ish to look forward to. Lizard or not, tacking another 919 years onto my life sounds like torture.
Show threadOka
What if you were wealthy?
Jan 10 at 3:46pmWeb
Show threadChihuahuaOfDoomJan 10
Plenty of celebrities and highly paid athletes commit suicide, wealth cannot cure depression. Same answer.
Show threadSlowyJan 10
Maybe being a lizard is the change in lifestyle you need
Show threadDaftyduxJan 10
Listen go this person, dey know.
Show threadotterJan 10
We can hear your claws clickety-clacking those keys, “citizen”. 😶