Mastodawn

Daughter just came home to tell me the teachers at school tried to confiscate her vape but they couldn't because it's actually a kazoo.

"I made a kazoo noise at them and I could see them dying on the inside so I made a sad kazoo noise instead. I don't think it helped."

The grin on her face.

This is a life skill. Absurdity in the face of oppression is PhD in life stuff.

The world would be that much better if crowds of people followed ICE around making sad kazoo sounds everywhere they went.

@RobotDiver @mhoye I say, disarm them first

@collette @RobotDiver @mhoye distract them with the kazoo so you can disarm them