send them this

nohello.net/en/

no hello

bitte sagen Sie nicht nur

The kind of people who do that can’t be bothered to read the link, either. Alas.
I missed it, but it’s a different one

I’ve sent this to many coworkers.

I wanted to introduce a jar where every time you sent a useless “hello” message you had to put double whatever you put in last time (starting at $1). People are empty headed idiots maybe losing +$1000 will wake them up.

This person was so passionate about wasting time with introduction messages that they paid a recurring domain renewal to make their point.
It’s a delicious type of petty hatred and I love it.